Thursday, April 28, 2005

Who They Really Are

Has anyone here ever wondered what the ultimate goal of most liberals in this country (and the world for that matter) is? Since I am a fountain of knowledge, I will let you in on a little secret – most liberals desire to enslave people. Enslave is a tough word. Let me justify the use of that word a little.

Florida Governor Jeb Bush signed a bill on April 26, 2005, intended to make it clear that people have a right to defend themselves on the street, meeting “force with force” without fear of being prosecuted. This is a pure disaster for the Left in this country.

The bill says a person has “the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so, to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another.”

So, now that people can defend themselves (gasp), what does that have to do with the Left? The Left has been trying for a long time to make guns illegal; though, they would never admit it. However, any open minded person can see that the left has slowly been trying to make it harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder to own a gun. In Massachusetts for example, it is nearly impossible to own a gun.

So what did the Left have to say about this bill that protects good people from gun owning crooks (wait, I am sorry, crook is an intolerant, narrow-minded name to call someone)?

Opponents of the bill warned during debate on the issue that it will lead to a “wild west” atmosphere in Florida, where gun-toting people in public places will have shootouts because they can. No one will ever back down, opponents argued. The liberal who said that was right on the money. Leave it up to the stupid, ignorant, brainwashed American public to dance around in the streets shooting guns (sounds like Islamic terrorists).“You are telling people when they are in the midst of an emotional moment ... you can stand your ground until death happens,” Rep. Dan Gelber, D-Miami Beach, said during House debate on the bill earlier this month.

Oh my dog (as I have said before, only Democrats can say God in public and get away with it), that is terrible. People will be able to defend themselves! How radical, how unnatural. My personal opinion is that I would rather just get mugged, raped, and killed instead of stand my ground. But that is just me.

Tell you what, I know how to solve this whole problem. Let public defend themselves, and that will cause people who have been raised in a difficult environment and who just need some loving and understanding (also known as murderers) not to attack innocent citizens. What an idea! That might just make crime go down.

Unfortunately, we can not have that either. You see, when crime goes down and fewer people are killed, the Left will not talk about it. Instead, they will complain about how the black market gun sales are down, how that is causing people to become unemployed, how that is causing the economy to collapse, and it is all President Bush’s and Karl Rove’s fault. Amazing how everything is Bush’s fault.

Before I end this article, however, I would like to just take a minute to show you who in this world has wanted to take guns away. The list has some famous people in it. They included the following: liberals in America, liberals in Europe, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Communist China, Union of Soviet Socialistic Republics, People’s Republic of North Korea, and John Kerry (before the polls said that was a bad position to have, so he flip flopped flip flopped flip flopped).

It is interesting that the most murderous regimes in modern history (and quite possibly all of history) have all shared one thing in common with liberals, gun control. These regimes enslaved there people how? They took away the guns, therefore there was no resistance. Very interesting. That is how I justify my claim that most liberals desire to eventually enslave the public.